Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Introducing Mark

Mark used to be a hand model.  That was after the Cirque du Soleil days.  What can a guy do after dropping out of elementary school?  This is all true.  According to Mark.  Here are the facts:

Favorite color: Purple

Favorite Vegetable: Do Natural Cheetos count as a vegetable?

Favorite TV shows: Survivor, The Amazing Race, Judge Judy

Favorite singers: Boo Boo, Linda Eder, Patti LuPone, Michael Ball, Cynthia Lauper, Bernadette Peters, Colin Farrell

Favorite way to get Amy's goat: Take her to a musical/Cat-sit

Favorite way to get Andrew's goat: Sing something from "By Jupiter"

Favorite way to get Bree's goat: Ask if she is knitting booties for "Little Boo"

Favorite place to get action figures: Archie McPhee

True Calling: Party Planner

Little known high school fact: Crowned Prom King

Artistic outlets: Photoshop, CD cover artwork, acrylic painting, gnome gardening

Most disappointing UPS delivery: toilet in a million pieces

Favorite comment after hearing reception page to tell you that you have a big package: "Why thank you"

Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Prune

Best Halloween Costume: Neo from the matrix

Favorite dinner: Prime Rib at Charlie's

Percentage of a capella vocal group auditions have you nailed: 100%

Favorite fish at Long John Silver's: Chicken Plank

Favorite beverages: Mountain Dew and Screwdrivers

Best Music to Frug to: That's a toss up between "The Heavyweight" from Sweet Charity and Herb Alpert's "Taste of Honey"

Beloved movie character you auditoned for: Cameron in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"

Little known stand-in work that ended up in a movie: Drummer in the Joan Jett/Michael J. Fox opus "Light of Day"

Thoughts on stand-up comedy: No problem.  I actually won a trip to New York based on my mad stand-up skills!

If you could only eat one snack food for the rest of your life, would you choose Pringles, Mrs. Field's Cookies, Mountain Dew, or M&M's?  I can't answer any more questions.  I am too offended.

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