Friday, March 27, 2009

Happy Birthday Peppy!


This evening, while making plans to write and record our album, Christine and I made a pact:  Within a year, we will make tracks for a writing location (maybe Montana--never been there)  where we will hole up for a week, and write the companion album to my book.  To make it official, I halted our conversation to announce the date.  March 27th.  Saying it out loud reminded me that today's auspicious date is exactly 7 years since I bought my first new car, Peppy Le Bleu.  

Peppy is a 2002 4-door standard Toyota Echo in a stunning shade of Indigo (that's dark blue, y'all).  I had driven Crusher Muddoggie, my faithful '87 convertible VW Cabriolet for a decade, and his time was drawing near.  As a new elementary teacher, fresh out of the abject poverty of music studenthood, I just didn't know what to do with my huge paychecks.  I used one for rent and food, then saved the next, used one, saved, and so on.  I had quite the down payment brewing.  It was finally time.  I made the drive to Albuquerque, and at mile marker 110, smoke started billowing from under Crusher's hood.  I stopped, turned the car off, and remembered an article in Seventeen telling me that just because there's a funny sound or some smoke, I shouldn't be afraid to drive a wounded car a few more miles to a safe place.  I started the car again, smoke again, then a loud bang, and that was all she wrote.  A friendly passer-by will a cellular phone device let me call a tow truck and my mom.  We rendez-vous'd at a Denny's in Socorro, and mom looked at me sternly.  Then she immediately cracked up laughing.  Of course my trade in would totally die on me 100 miles from my finish line.  Of course.  That was the Del Campo Way.  On his way home to buy a new car, Christopher was found in Van Horn trying to force oil into the smoking Millenium Falcon.  Sorry for outing you, brother.  Anyway, we towed my useless hunk of steel to Albuquerque, and found a guy who was over the moon that he could have his dream car for 500 bucks.  He wore a lot of tie dye, and was totally geeked out to rebuild the Cabriolet engine, a task that was completely necessary.  

Then we found Peppy.  

Then I had my first accident about a month later.  The front bumper fell clean off.  No one was hurt.  But I had to get to a gig, and none of my bandmates were answering their cellular phone devices that I tried to reach from a telephone booth.  This is one reason why I didn't get a cell phone, for, like, forever.  I mean, what was the point?  Anyway, finally, one of my mateys called back and gave me a ride to the gig.  We passed the hat and my band let me keep all the money to get my car fixed.  I miss those mateys.  

Peppy took myself and Christine on the road from The Land of Enchantment to Chicago.  Peppy held everything I needed for my first year in the Windy.  On the way, we almost passed through Clarksville to pay homage to the Monkees, but we were too anxious to get to our destination to make a detour.  In 2003, gas was super cheap, and Peppy got awesome mileage to boot.  

Through rain, wind, sleet, snow, wind, ice, wind, and potholes, Peppy has gotten me everywhere I need to be.  I sometimes feel badly for the ding on the driver's side door (when I got a little too close to the gas pump in Las Cruces), the missing panel on the passenger side (which popped off upon meeting with an errant Cook County street divider), and the fact that Peppy has twice been the victim of radio theft (simply the fault of my wicked tuneage).  However, we are a team.  I love my car every day, and look forward to another happy seven years.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Carry-on, My Wayward Sister


Continuing with my New Year's Resolution, I'm trying to do something that makes me proud of myself on a daily basis.  I've done things like learning some HTML, eating grown-up cereal, and using an eyelash curler.  I'm not the bungee-jumping type, ok?  In fact, I'm such a wuss, that this resolution is evolving into my simple aspiration to be a normal person.  Today is no different.  

Marky and I are going to visit my brother and sister-in-law in Houston tomorrow.  It's a recreational trip.  Normal people do that all the time.  But no matter how smooth my life was going before a trip, things start to fall apart when I travel.  It starts about three days before the trip.  I can't sleep, I start gnawing on my fingernails, and I fantasize about security locking me away for trying to get through the everything detector with a bottle of foundation.  I've been flying since I was very little, and I don't know where this all started, but I can't stop my travel neurosis.  Although I hate flying, and do everything in my power to lose consciousness as soon as I buckle my seatbelt, this is not a condition limited to air travel.  It happens with road trips, too.  What if there's no food at our destination and I pass out?  What if I need a jacket and all I brought was open-toed shoes and sundresses?  I can't focus on the fun vacation I'm about to have, because I'm wracked with paranoia.  I'm not paralyzed by the paranoia, but I know it gets annoying to the people around me.  Marky has adapted by cleaning the house, packing two days in advance, and letting us leave extra early.  It's best for him to acknowledge my panic, and help me through it.  

I've packed, shopped, cleaned, taken the knitting needles out of my bag, unhooked my Swiss Army knife, and feel ready.  I go to online check-in.  This is usually a nonessential step, because when I get to the airline queue, I'm so worried I've already broken a law just by getting in line, I need my hand held at the counter, and I check EVERYTHING so they don't take my lip gloss away.  Marky, check.  Breezy, check.  How many bags are we checking?  One for me, one for...  Wait.  Does that screen say they are going to charge me for my checked bag?  You don't even get ONE checked bag as a gimme?  Now, I'm in a quandry.  I'm paranoid, but I'm nothing if not thrifty.  Let me get this straight: the airlines not only charge you $4 for 20 oz. of water after forcing you to empty your $0.89 White Hen bottle, but now they insist that you roll the dice and get your perfume confiscated or else pay $15 to check your bags?  All right.  Here's my proud moment of the day:  I'm getting the quart-sized Ziplock bag.  I'm putting my shit in it, and they are going to let me through with liquid carry-on items!  Not only will I get through with my conditioner and eye drops.  I will brazenly include my empty camouflage SIGG bottle, and once that is through security, I will even more brazenly fill it with water from a fountain, and laugh in the face of the O'Hare McDonald's that for so long had a stranglehold on my liquid intake to wash down my OTC consciousness-ending medication!  Ha-HAA!  Take that, FAA conspiracy!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Freek Seven 3/3 - 3/10


I love How it's Made and Cash Cab during the morning workouts. Seriously, it's a reason to get up early. I can't do cardio to music. I'm not an iPod jogger--I need trivial repetitive TV stuff, like fashion and cooking shows. The only reason I don't have a crush on the host of How It's Made is because you never see him during the show. Ben Bailey, however, I adore. He's funny and weird, and if I ever found myself on his show, I would hope I had at least 40 blocks to go.

3/3 - Workout: 60 min walking 3.7 mph, 5.0 incline Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit, yogurt, cereal, coffee Lunch: Campbell's Select Harvest Light Vegetable and Pasta, salad, cheese stick Snack: Tangerine, cheese stick, 7-11 white cheddar popcorn Dinner: Subway 6 inch Ham and Turkey on Honey Oat, sunchips, diet coke, fiber plus bar

3/4 - Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit, cereal, yogurt Workout #1: cable chest press, high pulley row, box jump, prone twists, knee raise, alternating cable shoulder rest in split squat stance Lunch: ER Chicken Enchilada, salad, shredded cheese, Fiber plus bar, Snack: Pear, cheese, 1/2 Bubu Lubu and a handful of gummy life savers. What a waste of calories, but DELICIOUS!! Workout #2: 35 min running 5.8 mph 0.5 incline, 20 min walking 3.5 mph, 6.0 incline Dinner: ER pepperoni pizza, salad, beet, Fiber Plus bar Snack: Smart Pop popcorn, glass of red wine

3/5 - Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit, cereal, yogurt Lunch: Arby's Regular Combo with curly fries and Diet DP (The fact that they offer Diet DP makes it okay to have curly fries). Snack: Pickles and Swiss cheese Workout: 30 min running 6.2 mph, 1.0 incline, 30 min walking 3.5 mph, 6.0 incline, bike ride to and from the gym (yay, sun!) Dinner: ER Sesame Chicken, zucchini, salad, 100 calorie bar Snack: Smart pop and red wine.

3/6 VACATION - Breakfast: McGriddle, hashbrowns, coffee Lunch: Freebird's 1/2 bird w/steak, rice, cheese, hot sauce, refried beans Dinner: Foie Gras on crostini, pork chop with peaches, mashed potatoes, red wine.

3/7 VACATION - Breakfast: banana, cereal Workout: 1 hour pilates Lunch: Cuban tacos with beans and rice, Starby's skinny vanilla latte Aperitif: Pastisse (YUM!) Dinner: obscene amount of crostini, white bean spread, breadsticks, salmon with dijon and brown sugar, salad, potatoes au gratin, fruit shortcake, and enough red wine to sink a small boat.

3/8 VACATION - Breakfast: egg and chorizo tacos, beans, hash browns, coffee Snack: yogurt and chocolate covered pretzels Dinner: Swiss cheese burger and fries.

3/9 - Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit, cereal, yogurt Snack: Kashi wheat crackers Lunch: Subway Spicy Italian on Honey Oat Snack: slice Swiss Cheese, 100 calorie bar Workout: 15 min walking/15 min running Dinner: ER Turkey Meatloaf, brussels sprouts, salad, fiber plus bar.

3/10 - Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit, cereal, yogurt Snack: 2 Fiber One Toaster Pastries Lunch: Campbell's Healthy Request Chicken and Rice soup, salad, cheese stick Snack: Pear, cheese stick Dinner: ER Pepperoni Pizza, salad, yogurt.